I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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