I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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