he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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