everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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