Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
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Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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