The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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