dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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