living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
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Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
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