he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
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It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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