with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
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I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Shame is for Republicans.
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