Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
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I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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