So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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