"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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