god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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