when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
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4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
There's always time for handjobs
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
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And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
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