BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
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I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
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Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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