i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
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Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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