how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
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I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
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we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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