Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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