i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
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YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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