She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
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Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
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A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
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