Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
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I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
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Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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