this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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