sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Every concussion has its silver lining
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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