what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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