Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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