im so drunk with asians
where?
always
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
