i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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