And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Randomize
