Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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