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Girls should come with a carfax report
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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