I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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