Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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