your thong is hanging out like whoa
I want you more than these girls want KFC
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
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What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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