We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
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Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
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Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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