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say what?
wanna hang out?
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
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just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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