Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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