I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
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Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
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I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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