I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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