the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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