Slut skills are useful in every country.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
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The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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