You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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