she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Randomize
