your parents love me but you hate me
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
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Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
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We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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