brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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