I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
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dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
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As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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