You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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