That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
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All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
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Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I forgot wine drunk hurts
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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