the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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