Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
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Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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