You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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