I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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