Can i not drive my cunt home
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
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Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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