You just made me feel so damn special
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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