honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
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I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
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Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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