is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
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My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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