I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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