if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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