im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
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Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
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We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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