she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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